15. The chicken factory worker on The X-Factor. It's a tragedy.
14. Richard Bacon hosting Flipside TV.
13. Amanda Barrie tries to punch Gordon Ramsay in the face.
12. Keith Allen walks out on the Harries family.
11. Michelle asks Stuart if he would like to feel her baps
10. Garth Merenghi attacked by a toy helicopter.
9. Frantic mobile phone calls, insane villains, exploding corner shops! Bloody hell, it's Coronation Street!
8. Jack Bauer shoots his boss in the head.
7. The Angela Strawberry tracheotomy.
6. Martin turns over the CD with the cocaine racked up on it in order to check the track listing.
5. Jannine Butcher gets her comeuppance.
4. The Amazing Race taxi fare debacle.
3. Crichton gives Scorpius what he wants.
2. Paul Burrell eats the Kankagroo's Jacobs.
And the winner is:
1. Starbuck ejects from her Viper into the upper atmosphere.
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