Continuing Tachyon TV's exclusive look at Doctor Who's second season:
7 Ginger-pubes: Wanting a break from the hot'n'horny antics of the Cybermen, the Doctor and Rose finally escape to an alien world for the first time in this new series and end up in a freakishly-coloured moist jungle. Guest starring Chris Evans as Hieronymus Pube, a Leader.
8 & 9 Ice in the Pints: Following a drunken conversation in the pub the previous night, the Doctor and Rose, who were reminiscing about things that you don't see any more, set off to discover just what happened to those little blue three wheeler invalid carriages and stumble upon a trans-temporal smuggling ring who are remove all signs of white dog poo from the streets of Britain for shipment into a distant star system. Guest starring the entire cast of 'Two Pints and a Packet of Crisps' being minced to death in a blender.
10 Currying Favours: Somewhere on the remote planet of Trafanica, Rose wakes up in a fast food restaurant to find herself working as a short order chef specializing in deep fried brokao burgers. Unsure of how she got there she eventually stumbles upon a secret portal to the Bigg Market in Newcastle and manages to free the Doctor from the clutches of Lord Harpole of the Ru'Pali People. Guest starring Ricky Gervais as himself.
11 Moab: The Doctor and Rose descend into the fictional twisted world of a comedy duo and are lumbered with "the one who's not a big star in the States" and have to fight the frightening Pork Bellies to win their freedom from Mostyn the Magnificent. Guest starring Stephen Fry as Hugh Laurie.
12 & 13 Who's Cyron Now?: Having humped their way around the Universe the Cybermen become a race of placid, laid back creatures. After all these years of the Doctor fighting menacing and wound-up Cybermen it appears all they really wanted was a shag. Seizing on the opportunity to get one over on the tin men, the original inhabitants of Telos, the Cyrons, formulate a plan to over throw them and regain control. The Doctor is then placed in the difficult position of needing to save the Cyber race from destruction. He does this by attempting to make them fizz with sexual jealousy by performing many lewd acts with various pieces of electrical equipment in the Bromsgrove branch of Rumbelows. Oh, and then Rose dies.
