News In Brief

• The MPAA releases a detailed online PDF statement about their controversial decision to target television torrent sites but nobody bothers to download it.
• The MPAA is set to go after people who download email next - "just for the sheer hell of it".
• Exclusive rights to use the headline 'This Sith Hit's Shit' is currently going for $60 on Ebay.
• General Grievous will follow in the footsteps of Ian McKellen and Orlando Bloom when he appears in six episodes of 'Coronation' Street as the Rover's Return glass collector.
• The Jim Henson Company win a Hugo Award for their groundbreaking work on Sonia Fowler in 'EastEnders'.
• Christopher Eccleston will provide the voice-over for the final 'Fantastic Four' trailer.
• A 'Celebrity Wrestling' motion picture is announced at Cannes.
• BBC4 will run a six week retrospective on 'Bod' with special interactive milkshake voting.
• Dave Golder resigns from SFX after the team veto his decision to put Sarah Michelle Gellar on the cover again for no readily apparent reason.
• William Hill have stopped taking bets on the BBC postponing the next 'Blake's Seven' DVD.