Fan-sites across the globe are buzzing with the news that Celebrity Wrestling has been axed by ITV after being repeatedly lamped in the ratings by Doctor Who. But fans of the ground (and back) breaking series have vowed to keep the flame alive for "as long as it takes".
A series of straight-to-video fan-produced spin-offs are already on the cards, as uber-fan Jill Saggs explains: "There is a massive appetite for substandard drivel that makes your teeth itch. Our first release will feature an illegal brawl in a pub carpark in Kiddiminster with Katy Manning playing the part of Kate Thornton".
But that's not all, editor of Celeb Wrestling Weekly, Gay Hitman, has revealed that a series of paperback novels will continue the adventures of your favourite D-list bruisers, including The Pocket Rocket V Lord Brocket by Justin Richards, Lawler's Law by Justin Richards, Ompppffff by Justin Richards and The Victoria Silvestedt Reader by Justin Richards' best mate, Steve.
In related news, Dan Freedman has been spotted in Convent Garden having drinks with Oliver Skeet, and there already exists a cottage industry on the Internet dedicated to the prodigious output of Victoria Silvestedt. Apparently.
And finally, an impromptu CW convention has also been organised for next Wednesday morning outside Islington's Jobcentre. See you there!
