Mar 06, 2006

The one where two teachers entered a police box in a junkyard...

Hi there, this is my first post on this blog. It's a little short but once I get the hang of it I will produce much longer posts.

I think it was 1981 that I first laid eyes upon An Unearthly Child. I was only 7 years old at the time and don't know what sort of impression it made upon me at the time. It wasn't until much, much later than I saw another Hartnell story (might have been The Daleks which I bought on video when it came out so many years ago now), but when I saw the pilot version of An Unearthly Child on BBC2 during the Lime Grove weekend I realised that I didn't really remember much of it at all.

The episode itself is very much self-contained and has very little, if anything, to do with the following three episodes. This really makes An Unearthly Child work on its own as a pilot episode for the series. You have to watch it with your mind back in the early sixties to really appreciate what the episode must have meant at the time.

The first half of the episode was almost like any other tv programme of the time but once Ian and Barbara entered the TARDIS television would never be the same again and we are all grateful for that.

True some it seems very dated by our times but the majority of the original series seems dated nowadays (even the late eighties episodes). The direction on display here is very fluid and not as static as a lot of sixties episodes tended to be and the performances by the regulars are all spot on here.

William Hartnell is very aloof and alien in this episode and it is obvious that it is Ian who is meant to be the lead character, mostly by the Doctor being absent for the first half of the episode.

It is just a real shame about the next three episodes!

Getting personal

Something I find quite scary watching the first episode of An Unearthly Child is that when I first saw it, as part of The Five Faces of Doctor Who season, the story was 18 years old. That, to me, was more than a lifetime, and the programme seemed like a rare glimpse in to ancient history.
Now, Logopolis - the most recent story at the time - is even older than this was then (if that makes any kind of sense) and so I am, officially, starting to feel really old. (Doesn't the policeman in the opening sequence look really young?!)

In my childhood I remember meeting people who claimed to have seen Doctor Who in those early days, and to me they were the stuff of legends. However, seeing as I could hardly remember what happened the week before, I took their claims to be able to recall details of those early shows with more than a pinch of salt. How could it be possible? But here I am, able to remember details of stories now even older and I know that, to today's new audience I too must appear a somewhat mysterious 'ancient one'. Yes! I can remember Planet of the Spiders. Yes! I was there for Genesis of the Daleks. Yes! I too hid from the Nimon.

Something scary happened the other day, watching the episode for perhaps the first time in over ten years. I realised that the episode has actually started to feel new. I put this in part down to the VidFire process - the film look of those early shows that we assumed was normal, and that made the series look classier, has now been revealed to be a sad hoax, something that made the stories feel all the more distant. Restored to its original video quality, this first episode becomes more focused, literally and figuratively, and much more claustrophobic than I remember it back on that winter evening, the gas fire blazing and my excitement at seeing the show making me quite, quite dizzy. Or was it the carbon monoxide?

Waiting for 2005 Who had nothing on this. (Think how much more effective 'Rose' would have been with an equally spooky  - though perhaps less long-winded - opening instead of the pop video we got).

I was part of that generation who used to trade Australian-originated VHS copies. I watched The Dead Planet in such poor quality that it was difficult to make out much behind the snow and three levels of grey. That's dedication. That's true fandom. You youngsters with your digitally re-mastered DVDs and your UKGold repeats don't know what it was like: old Who was so rare that the chance to see The Mutants warranted a secret gathering planned long in advance. We weren't picky about what we saw, and we were grateful for what we got.

You see, watching An Unearthly Child today doesn't transport me back to the 1960s, it takes me back to the 1980s - the very cusp of a decade that would see me experience so many things that make me the person I am today. It started for me with An Unearthly Child in 1981.

You had to be there.

Mar 04, 2006

Creaky and Creepy

I arrived at this episode determined to undermine its significance, to slaughter the sacred cow so to speak. I’d hoped that time and fresh memories of the new series had been unkind to this artefact. Hey, irreverence is what I do, sending up is the name of the game – blame that on MST3K (or Neil). Imagine my disappointment then, as episode one ended, when I was sat there in the realisation that I had watched something very special. I had attempted to put myself in the position of that 1963 virgin audience in the hope I could contextualise my experience and while it’s difficult to ‘un-imagine’ Doctor Who, I think the experiment worked to a certain degree.

What struck me about the opening in particular was how sinister it all felt. It establishes an air of mystery and threat immediately and doesn’t give this up until the credits have rolled. Not even the local bobby can shed much light on this little enigma. There’s also very little indication (until we see the inside of the police box) that were even watching a science fiction show, rooted as it is in Great British ‘realism’. We then cut to a very ‘real’ school, not an Etonian-style public school, but an honest to goodness inner city comp, with an honest to goodness inner city camp student who seems to be trying to impress those ladies by mimicking Julian and Sandy. It’s as if the show is trying to be as normal as down to earth as possible, alienating no-one until of course we meet the aliens and we’re thrown off course along with the ‘normal’ teachers.

Well not quite normal perhaps, because Susan is weird and things aren’t quite right - that far away look in her eyes and her chunky iTranny™ stuck to her ears, she just isn’t quite right. But luckily these two wrongs do make a Miss Wright bring her to the attention of Ian and us. Very quickly however, Susan reverses the roles and the teachers become the pupils and how wonderful this must have been for the kids in the audience. Every child wants to be special and a bit mysterious and Susan offers this and gets a few things over on her teachers too. The story is also very quick at playing up rather than down to the audience and the adults are never allowed to patronise Susan, in fact quite the reverse. Ian appears so foolish when he tries to get down with the kids in his knowledge of hip sounds and popular beat combos.

Still, we like these too oldies, they’re OK. They care and they like to follow fifteen year old girl’s home through the fog. It’s the sixties, a time when it was cool to be concerned. When we arrive back at the scrap yard, the gothic horror elements are raised a bar or two. The creaking door, the creepy statue and then the creaking and creepy old fella. Even Ian’s refrain that the police box is ‘alive’ harks back to Universal’s Frankenstein. This is terrific stuff, even when the atmosphere is broken by what sounds to be the Doctor and some drinking pals coughing up their John Players.

The Doctor’s introduction is handled superbly by Hartnell, and dramatic-dramatic pauses aside, his addresses to camera really are splendid, all of them. He manages to involve the audience and throw us off at the same time. We just can’t quite ‘get him’. And Ian, Barbara and that lucky audience of the sixties wouldn’t quite him for some time still.

The TARDIS when it is revealed in all its glory is a sight to behold. After the threatening expressionistic ‘exteriors’ we are finally taken into a threatening futuristic interior, bathed in light and twiddley bits. The dialogue exchanges in the TARDIS are truly delightful. “A thing that looks like a police box…” is still one of my favourite quotes from the series and then Hartnell goes one better when he explains that he and Susan are cut off – you know the words. Ian is quickly revealed to be a bit of a bourgeois tit, refusing to believe that anything clever could emerge from a scrap yard (actually he’s right, it didn’t when you come to think about it), but we do share his confusion.

There are also shades of Rebel Without a Cause with Susan pressing her grandfather not to make her move on again – she really is a child out of time and place. The Doctor really is a bit of a bastard, a loveable rogue with all the loveable bits removed (I think they were hidden under his hat). This episode has it all. Mystery, foreboding, imagination, psychedelic ‘trips’ and questions, questions, questions. We have to know what happens next, not just because of the shadow that falls over the ‘alien’ landscape, but because we want to know, why, when, where and of course who. How could a sixties audience not be gripped? Great beginnings indeed.

 The Bumper Book of Made-Up Doctor Who Facts has this to say about An Unearthly Child: The sign on the scrap yard was actually a reference to Hartnell’s chronic drug usage “I’m for E Man”.

Feb 28, 2006

Second Child

Unearthly_4_1This review doesn't hit 'Play All' so don't expect any references to the unaired balls-up*. Instead, this review heads for the episode selection screen, and then it has the temerity to choose the SECOND option. It's madness, I tell thee!

I think Paul Hayes summed it up best when he described An Unearthly Child as the only episode of Doctor Who that could confidently walk up to any other 1960s television production in a pub and go "Come on then!". The Web Planet would have got the shit kicked out of it by even the lowliest episode of Crossroads, whereas Child could probably go 12 rounds with some early Denis Potter and still come out with its nose intact.

Unearthly_1_1Forget the tedious nonsense set in a Rep production of 'Quest for Fire' that follows, these 25 minutes are probably the best that 60s Who has to offer. A pretty sad thought, in retrospect.

The first time I saw this episode was on that foggy November evening in 1981 during the 'Five Faces' season. I've got to be honest with you: I was bored rigid. This 12 year old tyke was used to the 4th Doctor hanging off giant telescopes and heroically dashing around the galaxy, and then I get a plodding, black-and-white morass of people talking a lot; a stiff and thoroughly unlikable Doctor; an ultra-tacky version of the console room (which was really saying something back then); and the distinct lack of any decent monsters (Hartnell not withstanding).

Today it's a very different story. Today I can practically smell its importance and epoch-making majesty seeping from every vidfired pore. It's the law.

For starters, the direction is inspired. Waris Hussein (surely the most prophetic name ever?) really lets rip in a master-class of invention and risk-taking. The steady-cam (OK, shaky-cam) journey through the junkyard is both eerie and laughably over-ambitious (I also love the extended theme tune), the POV shots are stylistically brave, and the cut where Babs runs into the TARDIS is simply years ahead of its time.

Unearthly_2_1Just try to imagine how it must have felt back then, seeing the inside of that innocuous police box for the very first time. The first time I saw the inside of the TARDIS was probably in the middle of a Pertwee story circa 1973: none of the characters so much as raised an eyebrow when they passed the threshold between dimensions, so its impact was lost on me forever. But here it's pretty damn clear that this kind of thing is outre in the extreme (that's French for 'pretty fucked up').

The dialogue from David Whitaker is pretty juicy too. It's all so serious; I mean, it's hardly a kid's programme, is it? Having a strange heroine followed home by her teachers and then seemingly locked up in a box by a strange old man (they wouldn't get away with it today!) is both mysterious and genuinely unsettling. Even before the audience is plunged into the head-fuck that is the console room, they are already fidgeting in discomfort as they are slowly consumed by a vague sense of dread. Viewers expecting a Doctor Kildare spin-off must have been even more confused. Maybe they were doing the 60s version of Casualty: "Fog - bound to be a terrible accident. Hmm, junkyard = they'll need a tetanus jab".

Unearthly_3_1And just when you think things can't get anymore wacky the 'hero' decides to kidnap everyone and that unearthly noise kicks in for the first time. Time travel looks painful and traumatic and it's a bloody good job they ditched the conceit that the TARDIS would knock everyone unconscious every time it went anywhere; Nyssa would have been in all sorts of trouble.

And in a hallway somewhere in London, a young Colin Baker is slumped over a banister...

Finally, can somebody on this blog please clear something up for me: was this episode repeated because people were in mourning, or was it thanks to a spate of power cuts in the London area? Some reference work implies the latter, while the 'Origins' documentary says it's the former. Who should I believe?

The Bumper Book of Made-Up Doctor Who Facts has this to say about An Unearthly Child: The very first take of the camera creeping through the junkyard resulted in the operator mortally impaling himself on a bicycle spoke. This footage is thankfully lost. A campaign to stop Ian Levine from finding it has been launched.

*OK, in a nutshell: spikier Doctor, inebriated camera operators, slamming doors and some ink blots. What's the big deal?

Feb 27, 2006

"A thing that looks like a police box..."

Note: I can't be bothered to watch the first episode yet again, so instead I'm just going to reprint my review of the entire adventure, which is taken from my blog. Relax, it's still a good'un.

Having had my first, and only, experience of Doctor Who with 'The Curse of Fatal Death' when I was about 10, I wasn't sure what to expect from the new series, except for something amazing. It's nice to know not everything on TV is a letdown, isn't it? And so, now a Doctor Who convert, I took it upon myself to track down the very first episodes of the original series. Now, a few months later, I've commited to reviewing them all. Let's start at the beginning, hmm?

There's something of a child in all of us, so it's nice to have an adult to look up to. Especially a mysterious and magical one at that. He may have changed since, but nothing quite beats that first fantastic meeting. It's hard to imagine how people felt back in 1963 when this first aired, but my first thoughts, as I'm sure were the thoughts of many others, were "Strange."

That's probably the only word for it - Strange. Even now there doesn't seem to be all that much logic behind it. And by the end of the first episode things aren't all that clear. Which only makes us want to watch more, to find out what it's all about. The whole point I suppose, but even so. It's only when the Doctor finally appears that things begin to make sense, and even then it's still bizarre. "A thing that looks like a police box, standing in a junkyard. It can move anywhere in time and space?"

Yes, it can. And with the second episode comes understanding. It CAN move through time and space.And it has. We realise what's happened now, and we can enjoy the marvels that will come of it. But for now they're in the past - or are they? Cavemen trying to make fire. It could be our past, or another planet altogether. We're never told. (Unless you could the other title for the episodes, '100,000 BC'. Which I don't.) And yet it doesn't matter. Just as Ian comes to believe, so do we.

The rest of the episodes pass and we're off again. Somewhere new. Somewhere exciting. Somewhere... different. Which is what Doctor Who is. Different. there isn't another show like it. And that's part of what makes it great. The actors involved have, and I hope always will be, amazing, the scripts, although they've had their bad days, have mostly been good and the ideas have been boundless. I may not be a great fan of William Hartnell, but even I can appreciate what he did for the show, and even the world. I'd hate to imagine a universe without the Doctor.

The Bumper Book of Made-up Doctor Who Facts has this to say about An Unearthly Child: During the last episode of this serial, when William Hartnell had had one too many the night before with the production team, he was doubled for with the cunning use of a puppet made from latex skin and polystyrene hair. The team that made it went on to win critical acclaim for their work on Spitting Image.

The OFSTED Visit of a Life Time

Ian Chesterton's in deep shit. Having been masquerading as a science teacher at an inner city comp, he thought he was onto a cushy number. That was before being threatened with a visit from the school inspectors. As he sees it, there are only two ways out (having earlier discounted coming on to the Headmaster, in order to seek special favours, in light of some graffiti on the wall of the staff room, etched into the residue left by a build up of 60 years worth of Players Navy Cut and Woodbines, detailing the Head's own special preferences): 1) ERNIE comes up trumps and spits out his premium bond numbers or 2) he accidentally stumbles upon a time ship in a junkyard which whisks him away from a veritable slating at the hands of the inspectors.

Coincidentally, Ladbrokes had the latter at 2-1 on.

An Unearthly Child - Episode 1

And so it begins. And it's a humble beginning. A simple British bobby, wandering through what looks like one of the frequent cocaine storms Londoners had to endure during the early 60's. Happens upon a junkyard. And within? Why, if it's not the unearthly hum of a Police Pubic Call Box. Yes, that's right. There's one typo they forgot to correct. Ha-ha. Made you look.

Visually begin flying at you faster than an edition of 60's soap, Compact, as the action moves at full pelt to a proto-Grange Hill school. One where all the girls look like Twiggy and all the boys act like Kenneth Williams. Coal Hill is a school on the edge of melt down. A rough-as-fuck comprehensive in the most depressed part of London. Carnaby Street is but a dream for these urchins. Look! They're even forced to share their teachers with American animated series The Simpsons.

Edna_1 Barbara Wright, here played by Mrs Krabappel, attempts to strike up conversation with the dashing new science teacher, Ian Chesterton. The 'in' she uses? Some cock and bull story about a pupil, Susan Foreman. And in yet more foreshadowing, they all but refrain from calling Susan, Martin Prince, as they suggest that they should just hand the class over to her.

Ringtones Because, you see, Susan is that most terrible of people. A girly swot. She's described as letting her knowledge out a little at a time. But from the looks of the rest of her adventures she's all but a spent force after this one episode. Susan listens to some novelty ring-tones from John Smith and the Common Men - surely there's some sort of sub-Spinal Tap style rockumockumentary waiting to be explored there.

As Ian and Barbara await, outside the Valeyard... knacker's yark... junkyard, for Susan's arrival, they start to reminisce about how dismally peculiar she is. One thing they don't cover is how well, or otherwise, she did at PE. I can't, for example, see her making the hockey first team on account of all that tripping over and twisting of ankles that would have gone on. As the two nosey bastards follow her into the junkyard, a mysterious wheezing, groaning sound is heard, as yer man himself, the Doctor, stumbles verbally into view.

It's a little known fact that the trailers for the 2005 relaunch, you know the ones - Eccleston saying do you wanna come with me and Billie wondering whether to go with the Doctor or stay with her mum - were actually based upon original trailers that the BBC put out during the early autumn months as they embarked upon a pan-corporation publicity drive to promote the new show (of course, back the this meant a piece on the Home Service and an article in the Radio Times). Here's a transcript of the now lost recording of the two trailers:

The Doctor: "Hmmmm. What's that? Now. Do you err... I say, do you want to come with me? Do you? Hmmm? Well...? If you do, young man, you are ...errm... going to see things.. all sorts.. of things. Shitty aliens with sink plunger arms. Sweaty men in giant butterfly costumes. And six part adventures that'll bore you to tears. It won't be pretty, it won't be pleasant and it won't be pretty. But, I'll tell you what it will be... 25 minutes long."

Susan: "I've got a choice. Stay at Cole Hill School and get knocked up behind the bins. And end up a single mum on a sink estate. Or chuck it all in for twisted ankles, zero character development, and a steady job for 18 months. What do you think?"

Now. Where were we. Ah yes, the two teachers force their way into the TARDIS. TARDIS - sounds more like a Bulgarian vodka-based cocktail than a space-time machine. Ian, with his scientific background laid in ruins all around him begins to froth at the mouth whilst Barbara, the ying to his yang, takes it all very calmly. Whilst the Doctor...? Well, the Doctor appears to display complete distain for the two teachers and immediately kidnaps them. What a lovely chap.

The Bumper Book of Made-up Doctor Who Facts has this to say about part one of An Unearthly Child: Casting for the lead part of the Doctor went to 34 year old Will Hartnell, whom had so impressed CE 'Bunny' Webber, Sidney Newman and the other one with his floor show extravaganza at Charles De Gaulles' pie'n'pizzeria, in Soho, that they offered him the job on the spot, despite the fact that he would have to spend 4 hours in make-up each day to be turned into the old man.

From another time, another world...

There are so many things I could write about, so many things everyone could write about. There's the pilot, there's the rest of the serial, there's the behind the scenes documentaries, there's the commentaries, there's the nifty text on the DVD release providing very interesting insights into all aspects of the show's creation. Here, however, is only for the one episode. The first episode. The one that started it all. And one of the greatest examples of television that the world has ever, and I'm sure will ever know. There is no need to detail what has already been said here, so I will focus on the things which probably won't be said, and which I think should.

"Today on Blue Peter, we're going to show you how to create a masterpiece of entertainment with a shoestring budget, four top class actors, a wealth of imagination, and a washing up liquid bottle."

My first point is the incredible value for money. Considering how the show is remembered for being Sci Fi, this is an episode with no special effects, bar the title sequence (repeated later in the episode), which, the commentary informs, was the white static produced from holding the video recording equipment input (the camera) too close to its output (a TV). And yet, this is one of the finest pieces of drama ever created. I'd like to see RTD provide the same quality with even 10 times the budget!

My second point is not one of praise, more a memo. Perhaps one of the reasons this is so good is that it was the second attempt. Remember, the pilot had already been made, and this was a rewrite, using new ideas and concepts, and ejecting some poor ones. Perhaps if all TV could be made once, and then reshot, it would be as breathtaking as this. So, there they had an advantage.

Third, the direction is superb. Not enough people differentiate between the acting and the directing, and in some cases it's difficult. Fortunately for most shows, an episode of anything can usually work with either perfect writing or perfect direction. There are very few other Doctor Who stories where I can be certain of both (Talons of Weng Chiang, Caves of Androzani, Empty Child), yet here, in the first episode, we see both combine. Watch for the shot as the Doctor has moved away from the TARDIS, and Ian and Barbara talk. The Doctor speaks of "You don't understand..." Now the camera angle, the positioning, the movement, is all bloody perfect.

Fourth is a question. According to the special subtitles, one of the extras near the start was called Richard Wilson. I doubt if it's the same, as he would have been 27, but he might have been a teacher or something... Just a thought.

Fifth is simple. This is a masterpiece of television. It has been said before, and it will be said again. Certainly one of the finest examples of television that I have ever seen, and back in 1963 this would have been practically Utopia of the lantern. It was ten years since radio had last achieved higher ratings than television, and soon colour would replace black and white. New eras keep appearing, things which seem better than what came before. This is a gem which should never die, which should never be lost to the world, because it would be a tragedy for one of the most magnificent displays of production to be forgotten.

The Bumper Book of Made-up Doctor Who Facts has this to say about An Unearthly Child: Many viewers refused to watch the first episode because of confusion stemming from the Guardian's listing of "Tractor Who, An Unearly Chill". Consequently the original viewing figures consist almost entirely of the National Institution of Farming Eskimoes, and most of them tuned in late.

Feb 26, 2006

Unearthly Delights

‘A thing that looks like a Police Box - standing in a junkyard - it can move anywhere in time and space…’

Pretty much sums it up, doesn’t it. And if ever a character made a more self-aware comment on a programme’s ‘hook’, then I never saw it. For in these few words we have all the reason behind Doctor Who’s seemingly endless longevity - simple, to the point and yet utterly compulsive.

Like me I’m sure many of you have fond memories of seeing this episode for the first time. Some older Tachyoners may even have ‘been there’ on that fateful, winter day in 1963. As the world - so we are endlessly told - rocked to the news of JFK’s assassination, a relatively unheralded science fiction show - designed to bridge that oh, so tricky gap between the football results and Juke Box Jury - started some seven minutes behind schedule and a legend was born. Oh, not immediately to be sure (some certain pepper-pot creations would be largely thanked for that) but here is where the magic began. And some forty-two-plus years later it hasn’t even begun to fade.

I first saw ‘An Unearthly Child’ (like many others of you, I’m sure) some eighteen years later, during the watershed repeat series ‘The Five Faces of Doctor Who’. Now this was a crucial period in Doctor Who’s already long history: Tom Baker - for those of a certain age the only Doctor Who - had recently departed after seven years in the role, and producer John Nathan-Turner had (wisely) decided to remind the general public that there were other Doctors who had held children’s’ imaginations captive; and would be again come the following January. So we got some creaky black-and-white episodes, some lurid John Pertwee coloureds (one of which even had all three of the previous Doctors, just to ram the point home) and Baker the Definitive’s swansong leading into his successor’s debut.

But first we had this. And like the opening scene of the most recent story of that time, we begin with a policeman and what appears to be an ordinary police telephone box of the 1950s. With hindsight, it seems that just as Doctor Who embarked on the next phase of its televisual journey, the show had in fact come full circle (the repercussions of which would be most keenly felt in the continuity orgies of the next few series). But what’s most startling about ‘An Unearthly Child’ is just how simple it all was: recognisable archetypes in the two teachers; a mysterious young pupil; an evasive and distinctly untrustworthy old man; and a box which is nothing of the sort.

So what makes such simplicity work? Is it how Ian and Barbara predate The X Files’ Mulder and Scully by some thirty years - one the sceptical bastion of science, the other the willing believer - or is it more to do with the mystery of bad homework and junkyard addresses that propels them (and the viewer) into this incredible adventure? Maybe it’s in finally reminding ourselves of what a compelling, commanding actor William Hartnell always was? History has not been kind to this inaugural portrayal - with far too much time spent spotting all the fluffs, ad-libs and mispronunciations that time and budget didn’t then allow to correct - but here is more than ample proof that it’s to Hartnell that all who followed owe the biggest debt. From the moment he emerges, coughing and spluttering from the London fog, Hartnell is electric: aloof, charismatic (the way he intellectually jousts with William Russell is quite stunning) and, above all, utterly alien. Only the aforementioned Baker T would ever again make the Doctor quite as sinister as he is here; and the marked contrast with the benevolent, action-man of later portrayals couldn’t be starker.

But it’s almost pointless to try and deconstruct ‘An Unearthly Child’s appeal, as just watching it is ample testimony to its strengths. Notice, for example, the way Ian and Barbara’s roles reverse once they break into the TARDIS: where one was initially confident and assured and the other cautious and fearful, now the opposite applies. And it’s hard to rationalise Susan’s almost immediate deterioration into whiny, irritating teen when you see Carole Ann Ford’s mesmeric portrayal here; playing a cross between and a mythical elf and a Polanski nymphet.

And as for Peter Brachacki’s still influential design, well he really should have been a bit more proud of it, shouldn’t he? Like many elements of ‘An Unearthly Child’, we’re talking about juxtaposing the very ordinary with the very extraordinary here. And nowhere does that succeed more than with that first sight of the police box doors yielding its alien delights. Had Waris Hussein and not Keith Boak still been in charge for 2005, perhaps Rose’s entrance would have been just as memorable…

If all that’s not enough to convince you, there’s still the series’ first ‘shiver-down-the-spine’ moment as that now-so-familiar dematerialization noise kicks in and the TARDIS begins its first on-screen trip through time and space; seemingly rending the very fabric of the continuum doing so. It’s still the best demonstration of what Type-40 travel must be like; never bettered even over forty years later. And then the cliff-hanger: a shadow falls over the incongruous shape of a London police box in a desolate landscape. Cue titles.

So watch and bask in these twenty-five minutes, whether your first time was 1963 or 1981. Either way, the magic starts here.

You Dirty Old Man

There’s only one programme it could be.  A crotchety and manipulative old man lives in a junkyard, and in an act of monumental selfishness refuses to let the only person he loves live a normal and fulfilled life.  And is that a Ron Grainer theme tune?  It could only be Steptoe and Son.

I know, I know, that’s hardly original, but despite Kim Newman’s recent curate’s egg of a book (“Doctor Who” - published by the BFI) erroneously telling us that Steptoe and Son was first transmitted the year after An Unearthly Child, it’s hard not to notice the similarities between Susan Foreman and the unfortunate Harold Steptoe.  It’s not all similarities of course, as Harold wants to be freed from the confines of the Goldhawk Road and escape to a world of art and culture, whereas Susan wants to be freed from the vastness of time and space, and live in the confines of twentieth-century London.  But if they are each to achieve their own kind of freedom, then they both have to be rid of a baleful old man.

Or at least Susan seems to want this freedom in the transmitted version of An Unearthly Child.  Imagine at the time of first transmission, just how the dynamic would have appeared to the viewer.  The Doctor hates being on earth “I tolerate this century, but I don’t enjoy it”, but he has put up with it for the five months that Susan claims “to have been the happiest of my life”.  Has he put up with this enforced stay because he knows he will lose her otherwise?  She is so quick to offer to leave with Ian and Barbara, that it’s likely she’s used the threat before, and their relationship seems very fragile in this first episode.  It’s not just because of a traditional generation gap; instead they have the strained emotions of people who have been trapped together almost as captor and captive rather than as grandfather and granddaughter.  When the Doctor betrays Susan again by taking the ship away from her beloved Earth, they are both traumatised by the betrayal.  The emotion on their faces is nothing to do with the rough take-off, and they don’t utter a word or look each other in the eye. 

Of course, we now know that none of this stuff goes anywhere, and that in future episodes Susan never even hints of any yearning for twentieth-century London and Coal Hill School, but that begs the question of what it’s doing there in the first place.  Well, the Pilot version gives plenty of clues.  It’s much more “hard” sci-fi for a start.  Susan is a sulky-faced space-vixen from the 49th century complete with a shiny silver space top.  When Barbara and Ian try and reason with her she gives them the classic “primitive earthlings” half-smile of contempt, and there’s no way that she is going to offer to leave the TARDIS with them.  She wouldn’t so easily give up the many alien equivalents of John Smith and the Common Men lurking elsewhere in the galaxy.  And when the Doctor tells Susan he can’t let Ian and Barbara go, it isn’t (as in the transmitted version) because he is worried about the authorities, but because he has the superior being concern that it will affect the welfare of the lesser species:  “what would have happened to the Ancient Romans if they’d possessed gunpowder”.  As soon as he says that, you know you’re watching real Doctor Who.  It’s a sci-fi series about time travel, rather than a children’s version of Armchair Theatre.

The Pilot may have ropier acting (Hartnell is very stilted) and sets, but it does have aliens.  And although the Doctor and Susan aren’t the “bug-eyed monsters” Sydney Newman despised, I think he still recognised their overtly alien presence as distorting his vision for the series.  After he gave his notes, the episode was remade, and became much more of a teen angst/generation gap story with moderate fantasy trappings.  Fascinating stuff and brilliantly produced for sure, but Harold Steptoe and others would testify that its basic dynamic was hardly original.  Fortunately for us, the Daleks came along, and Newman was in no position to protest when the production crew unceremoniously dumped all of the emotional baggage of An Unearthly Child, and got on with the job of giving us lot something to talk about for the next forty odd years.

Oh, and in my opinion Hussein’s cut when Barbara runs into the TARDIS is the television equivalent of Kubrick’s bone/spaceship cut in 2001: A Space Odyssey.  Only not as good.

The Bumper Book of Made-up Doctor Who Facts has this to say about An Unearthly Child:  The schoolboy who teases the girls in the first Coal Hill School scene was played by a young Phil Redmond.  He cited this on-set experience as the inspiration for his children’s drama ‘Grange Hill’ which was originally going to be called “Coal Hill” until the incumbent Doctor Who producer Graham Williams intervened.

Dark and Sinister Magic

Many television series start off slowly and build as they go on through the weeks and, if they are lucky, years. There are few television programmes, surely, that can have produced one of their very best episodes first time out. But I will set out my stall here straight away and declare that I believe An Unearthly Child to be one of the very finest single episodes of Doctor Who there has ever been. The series has produced a few – very few – episodes to match this down the years, but it has never been bettered. 

I would even go so far as to suggest this may be one of the finest examples of British television of the 1960s. It sounds like hyperbole, but it’s so magnificently constructed that it’s hard to think that if it had been a one-off play made for something like Thirty-Minute Theatre, it wouldn’t be regarded as an all-time classic – if it had survived, of course. As it is, it stands as a fine opening to a classic series, and lays down the basics of the show while at the same time creating the sense of mystery and enigma that is always at the heart of good Doctor Who.

There’s a dark, sinister magic to this episode, hints and suggestions and questions raised, and a brooding atmosphere of mystery and suspense. Much of this is down to the excellent direction of Waris Hussein, no doubt helped – as the performers must also have been – by being able to make the whole episode twice, practicing and refining what they wanted to do and discarding what didn’t work.

I haven’t seen a huge amount of Hussein’s work – only this serial and A Passage to India – but he does seem to have a recurring trademark of beginning and / or ending scenes with a close-up on one particular object on the set that may have absolutely no relevance to anything else going on in the scene. We see this here with the close-up shot of the dummy head at one point, as well as scenes being ended with pans in to close up on Susan reading the book about the French Revolution and in the very first scene, the TARDIS door panel. 

Speaking of that first scene, it’s a bit of a strange one, and like much that Hussein does in the episode wouldn’t be seen in Doctor Who again for some time. After the initial atmospheric shots of the policeman walking along the dark and moody London street – and how good does it look to get some moody lighting for a change, which can’t have been easy in Lime Grove D by all accounts? – the officer wanders out of shot and the camera closes up on the junkyard gates. They creek open for us, the viewers, with the camera suddenly becoming a participant in the action and breaking down the fourth wall very firmly as we creep up to this police box which seems to be… humming? 

It’s so easy to take all of this for granted now, because we’re so used to it, the images are so ingrained within us and our culture that from a 2006 perspective it is impossible to imagine how different and strange all of this must have been. What’s so special about that police box? What is the noise that it’s making? How does it all fit together with this Doctor we’ve been promised in the title of the show? 

Nowadays we’d know half, if not all, of these answers before the show aired, not simply because of the internet and fandom and so forth, but because that’s the way television works now. The basic premise and even plots of shows are put out in publicity material and newspaper previews for days and even weeks before a show goes out. How many of you who sat down to watch the first episode of Life on Mars didn’t know what was about to unfold for DCI Sam Tyler? 

But I’m getting ahead of myself. In a neat piece of scripting and direction this humming police box is left hanging as an intriguing enigma for now, and from the dark and dingy junkyard that might even have belonged to Albert and Harold Steptoe, we fade into a typical school corridor, brightly-lit and with a gaggle of children eager for home. I mentioned Steptoe & Son just there, and such imagery is important because it’s an indication of just how firmly rooted this episode is in the here and now of when it was made, late 1963. Gary Gillatt once made the point in From A-Z that the two girls who are mocked by the young Kenneth Williams impersonator here could almost be Mandy Rice-Davies and Christine Keeler, the Profumo girls, and while that’s something of a stretch such links and connections are not impossible to imagine in the minds of the audience watching at home that cold November night. 

It’s into this very ordinary, everyday world of the viewer, the same world Ian and Barbara – our audience identification characters – inhabit, that a mystery begins to unfold. This episode was the work of three very skilful writers – C. E. Webber, Anthony Coburn and David Whitaker – and you get the sense that rather than too many cooks spoiling the broth, here the re-writes and edits allowed what was weak to be cast away and what was good to be refined to a razor-sharp edge that still cuts now, forty-plus years later. It’s wonderfully constructed, the layers of the mystery being gradually peeled back like those of an onion. 

Susan Foreman – an enigma. Who is she? Who is her mysterious grandfather? So many questions and so few answers, as after a brief encounter with this odd girl we’re back out onto the dark and foggy London streets, with these two teachers who have already gained our sympathy, even if Ian does seem a shade too keen on the melodramatic idea of following Susan home. It’s in these scenes in Ian’s car that the first little shivers of the epic, enormous saga about to unfold across British television are first felt, the slightest little tremor in Barbara’s foreboding words: “I feel as if we’re about to interfere in something that is best left alone…” 

There’s be no good fiction in people leaving alone the unusual, however, so Susan must be followed into the junkyard where there is no sign of her, and here we are again with that humming police box. They both notice the humming, and again it’s easy to forget now but the fact that Ian walks all the way around the box is vital, as the audience has to be shown that it doesn’t lead anywhere, or the magic of what is about to unfold will be lost. The TV Movie, Doctor Who’s second attempt at a first episode, made one of its critical errors here, when it failed to include its ‘walking all the way around’ scene until after we’d already been shown the interior. Even Russell T Davies seems to have neglected this most basic of devices – according to the man himself on the DVD commentary, it was director Keith Boak who added it to Rose, first episode number three. 

It’s a brave series that doesn’t introduce its leading character until halfway through its first episode, but here we are twelve minutes in and only now does the Doctor arrive, although we’re not told for certain that’s who he is for a while yet. This strange, slightly sinister and certainly evasive old man certainly doesn’t seem like much of a hero, but he is intriguing from the outset, and like Ian and Barbara – because of Ian and Barbara, through whose eyes all this actions unfolds – we immediately want to know more about him. 

William Hartnell gets a lot of stick from Doctor Who fans for his faults. I know a great deal of it is affectionate and there is a high regard from many for the fact that it was he who launched and sustained the series with his performance, but too often he is damned with faint praise. Well, not here. He is absolutely bloody amazing in this episode. He doesn’t put a foot wrong, and from the time he turns up he absolutely owns it. His performance – again helped by the fact that he’s had the chance to do it a second time, refine what wasn’t working and accentuate what was – is by turns dark, humorous, eccentric and angry. He has some great moments, particularly when conversationally toying with Ian and his incomprehension at what he sees inside the TARDIS. I love in particular the sequence where Ian is desperate to try and understand what’s going on and questions the Doctor, who casually talks to himself over Ian, chattering away about a clock that needs repairing. 

I think I can say all you need to know about some Doctor Who fans when I tell you that I once saw it seriously suggested by one reviewer that this little scene was a fluff, and Hartnell had spoken over Russell’s lines by mistake. 

It’s not just Hartnell, though. All of the cast are superb – Ford probably being more alien and strange than she was ever allowed to be again; Hill perfectly embodying the caring, curious teacher, and Russell working well as the square-jawed hero struggling to come to terms with his world being turned completely upside-down. 

Which it has been by the interior of the ship, the TARDIS. An iconic piece of design that was by all accounts thrown together in a rush by a designer who hated the show, it works, and it works particularly because of the suddenness with which Hussein presents it to us. There’s no build-up, no warning, just Barbara rushing into the ship and – bam! Bright white lights, gleaming electronic equipment, and … it’s bigger on the inside! One of the simplest yet most ingenious and at the same time maddest ideas of television drama, and yet one that sadly holds little or no amazement these days. Yes, we know it’s bigger on the inside. 

Nobody did then though. Then, they would have assumed perhaps that this strange old man really did have Susan locked up in that old box. That’s pretty dark stuff for a children’s teatime adventure serial of any era, but then Doctor Who has never been your typical early evening adventure serial, this episode even less so. Dark and sinister magic indeed. What is going to happen to them all? Where have they landed? Why wouldn’t the Doctor let them go? Will they ever get home? Questions, questions and few if any answers given. That’s what Doctor Who should be about – darkness and adventure and mystery. 

I even think the collapse into unconsciousness of Ian and Barbara on their first TARDIS journey works, creating the idea of something dangerous going on. Ian’s fall might not be the most realistic ever seen on television, but even if we’re going to pick up on the episode’s niggling little faults like that, there’s little substance to grab at. The Kenneth Williams kid at the start, perhaps, although he’s hardly a major problem. The oh-so-fake laughter of one of the children mocking Susan for her lack of knowledge of British currency… That’s about all I can think of, and it matters not a jot. 

While it’s true to say that the first Dalek serial was what catapulted Doctor Who into the televisual stratosphere, you have to wonder whether anybody would have been watching those few weeks in had the opening episode not been so terrifically strong. There has simply never been a better piece of Doctor Who – television, audio, book, webcast, comic strip, chocolate bar wrapper – than this. Indeed, for those who were watching back on November the twenty-third nineteen sixty-three, you have to wonder if they didn’t think that the whole thing was downhill from hereon in. 

A classic for all the eras, and a true television masterpiece.

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