Post your caption by using the comment link below. The best entry will receive a free Tachyon TV mousemat.
Last months winner was Matt K with: 'The extras, fed up at the end of a long week's filming, decide to annoy Spielberg by looking in every direction except the one where the SFX will be put in.'
Could Matt please send his address to me via email. Your prize will be winging its way to you soon.
Post your caption by using the comment link below. The best entry will receive a free Tachyon TV mousemat.
Last months winner was Zim with: "Couldn't he have gone before we rescued him?"
The runner up was Oscar Goldman with: "What do you mean, faster and more intense?"
Would the winners please send us their addresses via email and your prize will wing its way to you soon.
Incidentally, Tachyon TV's regular transmissions will recommence in a couple of weeks - thank you for your patience. We are currently trying to poach what remains of the BBC Cult website team...
Post your caption by using the comment link below. The best entry will receive a free Tachyon TV mousemat.
Last months winner was Jimmy Tate with 'It's a copy of Dreamweaver MX2004 for that idiot who runs that stupid website about me'. He wins a Tachyon TV mug for his troubles, the lucky swine. The runner-up was Douglas with his 'great lad... Canadian actually" entry. He wins the everlasting respect of this publication.
Post your caption by using the comment link below. The best entry will receive a free Tachyon TV mug. Honestly.
Last month's caption competition winner was Stephen Brennan with:
Sate of the art make-up: £5000. CGI Background: £1M. Actor's Fee: £10 plus lunch. Beating Ant and Dec in the Ratings: Priceless. There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's a fat blue thing with a huge forehead. Accepted everywhere, even the BBC.
