Missing, Presumed Rubbish

The BBC have discovered two "missing" episodes of Doctor Who sitting in a cupboard at Television Centre.

The cupboard, which was "hidden" in a room called 'The Doctor Who Room - Beware of the Leopard', was found to contain two episodes from 'The Faceless Ones'. Bizarrely, fans are still said to be ecstatic.

This discovery (by a cleaner) is only marred by Ian Levine's recent admission that he left a copy of 'The Power of the Daleks' on a bus in the late 1970s.