Doctor Who: Season 2 Spoilers (part one)

With production on the second and/or 28th series of Doctor Who (depending on your level of anality) well underway, Tachyon TV is able to give you a full run down on the stories forming the second trip of a lifetime.

Christmas Special: The 'Ever Decreasing Circles' crossover episode. Following his hastily written regeneration, the Doctor believes he's Martin Bryce, a character from an 80's BBC sitcom. Guest starring Penelope Wilton as Richard Briers and Brian Blessed as Santa Claus.

1 Strictly Time Travel: The "you were expecting this sooner rather than later" musical episode of Who that's been coming ever since Buffy put on her tap-shoes. An intergalactic song and dance competition is held on prehistoric Earth. Featuring Graham Norton as the compare Tyrannosaurs Rex and songs written by Ian Levine and choreographed by Arlene Philips.

2 The Ru'Pali: The Doctor and Rose cause a big stink on Earth in the year 3245 where the populous are cowering under the oppressive rule of a foul smelling regime. The Doctor accidentally stabs their leader to death 19 times and he, on his death bed, vows his brother will avenge his death. All the parts will be played by David Tennant.

3 Enemies Reunited: K9's reappearance in 'Doctor Who' is curtailed as he gets crushed to the size of a tin of beans when Sarah Jane Smith takes her Metro Cabriolet to a scrap dealer and leaves the metal mutt on the back seat. Meanwhile. while inexplicably working in a school as a Maths teacher, Sarah Jane must help the Doctor best Anthony Stewart Head's Rani and her plans to make A-levels even easier to pass.

4 The Something of Something Else: Formulaic old-skool 'Who' as the Doctor and Rose end up in a base under siege story reusing sets and costumes from the BBC store. Guest starring John Actor as the shin of Omega.

5 & 6 CyberNob: The men of metal are finally back as the Cybermen go in search of realistic sexual organs to enhance their already powerful physic. Guest starring David Banks as George the Cybermat

Part Two coming tomorrow...