Battlestar Galactica: the Musical

In a desperate attempt to inject a bit of fun back into Battlestar Galactica, the producer's have announced plans to film a musical episode.

Described by Ronald D Moore as "Blackpool meets the Black Hole", the episode will feature:

• Commander Adama growling his way through The Smith's 'Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now'
• Boomer serenading Helo with a cover version of Cylon Dion's 'I Will Always Love You' (backed by a choir of naked Boomers). This then segues into Lionel Ritche's 'Helo' (bring a tissue).
• Colonel Tigh beating his dead wife with a broken bottle while he mimes (badly) to 'Fairytale of New York'
• President Roslyn's acoustic 'Personal Jesus'
• Baltar singing the theme tune to Pipkins (for no readily apparent reason!)
• Starbuck and Apollo in an all-signing, all-dancing version of Kylie and Jason's 'Especially for You'

And then everybody dies...