Revenge of the Hoodies

The ban, from the Bluewater Shopping Centre, of people wearing hoodies has left a very bad taste in the collective mouths of the Jedi. Both the dark lords of the Sith and the honourable Jedi Knights have been barred from using the centre. Sith Lord Darth Sidious said, "Yeah but, no but, yeah but, shut up, like this is sooo unfair, they stop me from meeting Charlene and Jezza at McDonalds even tho Charlene has a thing for Kevin but Kevin did the thing with the thing and now he's turned to the Dark Side".

A spokesman for the shopping centre read this statement, "This isn't the shopping centre you're looking for. You don't want to meet up in here. You should move along.