Caption Competition 2
Post your caption by using the comment link below. The best entry will receive a free Tachyon TV mousemat.
Last months winner was Jimmy Tate with 'It's a copy of Dreamweaver MX2004 for that idiot who runs that stupid website about me'. He wins a Tachyon TV mug for his troubles, the lucky swine. The runner-up was Douglas with his 'great lad... Canadian actually" entry. He wins the everlasting respect of this publication.
"This is ridiculous! We can't have a proper conversation if we insist that we *all* have our best sides facing the camera!"
Posted by: Dave Jones | Thursday, May 26, 2005 at 06:42 PM
"Hang on a mo - they're showing Hitchhiker's on the other screen..."
Posted by: Jonathan Baldwin | Thursday, May 26, 2005 at 07:06 PM
Yoda's poledancing diversion appeared to do the trick - only one problem: where to put the money after the robe came off.
Posted by: Jonathan Baldwin | Thursday, May 26, 2005 at 07:12 PM
The others look on with envy as Jar-Jar Binks gets all the best lines in "Star Wars Episode 3.5 - The Journey of Jar-Jar"...
Posted by: Andrew Fisher | Friday, May 27, 2005 at 12:33 AM
My God! It's full of Sith.
Posted by: Amanda Plant | Friday, May 27, 2005 at 01:15 PM
Using your skill and judgement, place a cross where you think the Death Star might be.
Posted by: neil h. | Friday, May 27, 2005 at 01:41 PM
Oh, great, the film crew, look heroic!
Posted by: Glenn | Friday, May 27, 2005 at 04:33 PM
Grievous' sneaky entrance would have gone un-noticed had it not been for the little fart he let rip as he crossed the threshold.
Posted by: Paul Harper | Friday, May 27, 2005 at 04:43 PM
Star Wars 3 nearly came to an early end when the Chancellor almost got sucked into the overhead extractor hood.
Posted by: Paul Harper | Friday, May 27, 2005 at 04:44 PM
Chancellor: "You're right. Your bums *do* look big in those..."
Posted by: Paul Harper | Friday, May 27, 2005 at 04:45 PM
The Jedi averted their eyes as Palpatine noisily made use of the newly installed Port-O-Potty.
Posted by: Paul Songer | Friday, May 27, 2005 at 05:28 PM
The minature Chancellor sneaked in a quick grope of Anakins surprisingly flabby buttocks.
Posted by: Paul Songer | Friday, May 27, 2005 at 05:32 PM
Look! It's the Goodyear blimp!
Posted by: mcblofeld | Friday, May 27, 2005 at 07:07 PM
George Lucas reveals the contractual obligation to do the Star Wars Holiday Special II
Posted by: mcblofeld | Friday, May 27, 2005 at 07:13 PM
Off Camera
"I said it to Peter I'm saying it to you George. You might not put me in this shot for the theater but you better put me back in the DVD. And I'm still going to get paid the same."
Christopher Lee finds that once again he's short changed in the theatre release of the third part of a movie trilogy.
Posted by: Douglas | Friday, May 27, 2005 at 11:37 PM
Damn I just thought of one better....
"Take THIS Pan and Scan Editors for 4:3 TVs. I'm the only guy allowed to tinker with my movies. Everyone's going to HAVE to go widescreen now......"
Posted by: Douglas | Friday, May 27, 2005 at 11:41 PM
That screen is *such* an enchanting shade of blue..
Posted by: Todd | Saturday, May 28, 2005 at 03:44 AM
Oh no its Darth Beardie - Dark Lord of the Plaid.
Posted by: Peter Mark Lowdon | Saturday, May 28, 2005 at 02:00 PM
"I'm afraid I was very, very drunk..."
Posted by: Paul Hayes | Sunday, May 29, 2005 at 11:01 AM
"I can see your house from here Obi-Wan."
Posted by: Ashton Lamont | Sunday, May 29, 2005 at 11:04 AM
The cast of SW3 react in horror to the editor of SFX's request for some topless shots for the next cover of the rag.
Posted by: Paul Harper | Sunday, May 29, 2005 at 03:08 PM
Offscreen "Are you my mummy?"
Posted by: Paul Songer | Sunday, May 29, 2005 at 04:22 PM
"Oh look there goes Liam Neeson's scene"
Posted by: Simon Ellis | Tuesday, May 31, 2005 at 06:53 AM
Couldn't he have gone before we rescued him?
Posted by: zim | Tuesday, May 31, 2005 at 10:59 AM
Startled cast members look on as Carrie Fisher gatecrashes the scene claiming George Lucas ruined her life
Posted by: Wayne | Tuesday, May 31, 2005 at 03:35 PM
Offscreen: "Right, that's 2 tuna & mayo & who's the fairy cake?
Posted by: Amanda Plant | Wednesday, June 01, 2005 at 03:06 PM
Mini-Palp has a quick feel of Anakin's bum during the distraction.
Posted by: Robbo | Wednesday, June 01, 2005 at 06:05 PM
The Jedi were completely unimpressed by Palpatine's new 'Just a little off my "Dark Side", please' Barber's Chair.
Posted by: CW | Thursday, June 02, 2005 at 11:49 AM
Look! over there....
Posted by: Phil | Thursday, June 02, 2005 at 01:37 PM
Ian McDiarmid does a cheeky impression of Davros whilst the other cast members aren't looking
Posted by: Wayne | Thursday, June 02, 2005 at 03:13 PM
"Cut!"
"Guys, the camera is on your *other* right."
Posted by: pv | Thursday, June 02, 2005 at 06:38 PM
"Yes, that drying paint really is the most fascinating thing in this universe".
Posted by: David Absalom | Thursday, June 02, 2005 at 09:37 PM
"Oh look, there goes all our credibility."
Posted by: Nick | Friday, June 03, 2005 at 02:45 AM
What do you mean, "faster and more intense"?
Posted by: Oscar Goldman | Friday, June 03, 2005 at 02:52 AM
The birds seem to have a vendetta against your windows...
Posted by: Peter Jackson | Friday, June 03, 2005 at 02:55 AM
Hmmm... This really *is* a stairlift to heaven!
Posted by: Aidan Brack | Friday, June 03, 2005 at 03:06 AM
Ewan: Why do I even bother...? when ITV screen this I won't even be in this shot...
Posted by: Nicholas | Friday, June 03, 2005 at 03:07 AM
HAYDEN: "Sorry George, can we do that again? I think I could be a little more, y'know, crap in this scene."
Posted by: Magic Wanderer | Friday, June 03, 2005 at 04:20 AM
PALPATINE: "I done a poo."
Posted by: Magic Wanderer | Friday, June 03, 2005 at 04:22 AM
PALPATINE: So you're my replacements eh? A dandy and a clown?
Posted by: Magic Wanderer | Friday, June 03, 2005 at 04:27 AM
"I've just made a little brown fish"
Posted by: Douglas | Friday, June 03, 2005 at 01:13 PM
The Good, the Bad and the portly.
Also while I'm here... Did you know Hayden is from Canada? George didn't realise it himself until it was too late.... Hayden - "No George it wasn't my mate who put ROTS on the internet, yes I KNOW he used to work for CBC but....." *
*How to do a joke to death.
Posted by: Douglas | Friday, June 03, 2005 at 01:21 PM
Filming on the set of episode III is delayed after the competition between Ian, Ewan and Hadyn to see who has the best 'Dynasty look' gets out of hand.
Posted by: Stephen Brennan | Wednesday, June 08, 2005 at 12:32 PM
Episode III Cast are mesmerised when a CGI error results in Christopher Lee's stunt double being turned into a Dalek.
Posted by: Douglas | Friday, June 17, 2005 at 12:51 AM
Transfixed, they watched the Doctor Who finale. "I remember this," breathes Ian, "It's what they call di-al-og-ue."
Posted by: Amanda Plant | Saturday, June 18, 2005 at 11:46 AM
Anakin: Is that...
Obi: Master Yoda. Drunk.
Palpatine: Dancing.
Posted by: Magess | Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 04:21 PM
[palpatine] Hey guys... given that just a wave of the hand is involved, any chance of getting me out of these handcuffs? Just in case your lightsaber skills are as bad as your haircuts!
Posted by: statto | Monday, July 04, 2005 at 12:04 AM
Look! It's the fans who queued up for months to see this. They don't look happy......
Posted by: Mr B | Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 10:18 AM
Ani: Look, Master, they've sent the wrong Christopher! This one is from one of those planets that has a north.
Posted by: Patrick | Thursday, July 14, 2005 at 12:07 AM
Palpy: Join me...
Obi: To what?
Posted by: Patrick | Thursday, July 14, 2005 at 12:09 AM
(Anikin whispers): "We've been standing here for weeks waiting for the bloody Tachyon TV mob to get back from sunning themselves in their Cannes retreat! You'd have thought the old fart in the chair would let us sit down occasionally. I feel dark right now. Very dark...."
Posted by: Paul Harper | Thursday, July 14, 2005 at 09:01 AM