Tachyon TV Investigates

Long considered a family show aimed at children, Doctor Who faces an altogether new breed of teenager. We asked the crucial 12 to 16 year old  demographic, why didn't YOU tune into the new series?

1. Show came highly recommended by the same bastard who grounded me.
2. Can never find TV remote while on smack high.
3. Old news. Downloaded the first episode off Kazzaa weeks ago. Some black and white shit with an old guy in a junk yard?
4. Too busy shagging on the sofa to hide behind it.
5. Couldn't make bail.
6. I never miss Merry and Pippin on ITV.
7. Too busy parkouring off the television to actually watch it.

Reported by Matthew Sawyer