Celebrity Doctor Who Watching

Following the trouncing of ITV's Celebrity Wrestling by an admittedly poor Doctor Who story, ITV execs believe they may have come up with the answer.

A programming executive told Tachyon TV yesterday. "Well wot wiv da interest in Doctor Who and seeing as 'ow celebrities are so popular we've decided to show Celebrity Doctor Who Watching and we 'ave some great names lined up, innit?"

Highlights of the series include some bird from Corrie saying, "Ooh look they can climb stairs now, bet I will forget that in 16 years time!", the bloke from Big Brother 3 commenting "I preferred the geezer from Monarch of the Glen," and Dominic Diamond slating the whole series simply because "its all just a bit shit and unbelievable isn't it, now where's my pay check?"

Reported by Paul Songer