Caption Competition
Post your caption by using the comment link below. The best entry will receive a free Tachyon TV mug. Honestly.
Last month's caption competition winner was Stephen Brennan with:
Sate of the art make-up: £5000. CGI Background: £1M. Actor's Fee: £10 plus lunch. Beating Ant and Dec in the Ratings: Priceless. There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's a fat blue thing with a huge forehead. Accepted everywhere, even the BBC.
Ricky - "How to act in ten easy lessons? You don't need it back soon, do ya?"
Doc - "Well, it was a present from Mel... nah, on second thoughts, keep it."
Posted by: mcblofeld | Sunday, April 24, 2005 at 11:20 PM
So I just slip it on, reverse the polatity of the neutron flow & my dick size will double to 5" long.
Thats right pric....err Mickey
Posted by: Rassilon | Monday, April 25, 2005 at 12:04 AM
Here is the longer version of the new 2005 version of the theme with the middle 8 inserted as the fans are not happy, because there is no snappy chorus!
Posted by: Boothmonkey | Monday, April 25, 2005 at 12:04 AM
You ungrateful sod! I spent $10,110 on this piece of shit from Straczynski's eBay tat sale and you say your sonic screwdriver is better!
Posted by: Paul Harper | Monday, April 25, 2005 at 09:06 AM
Mickey: So I'm stuck in this severely under-written role, while you get to swan off and do more Shakespeare. It's not fair...
Posted by: Merman | Monday, April 25, 2005 at 09:42 AM
"I made you a mix tape."
Posted by: John Rivers | Monday, April 25, 2005 at 11:00 AM
So, I shouldn't post all those nude photos of Rose on-line for how long again, Doctor?
Posted by: Michael | Monday, April 25, 2005 at 10:21 PM
Mickey "So this disk right? It's to be put on the internet right? And it's like important and about you?"
Doctor "Sort of"
Mickey "But this disk won't cause no trouble like?"
Doctor "Well sort of"
Mickey "What you mean sort of?"
Doctor "Well the last bloke, great lad, Canadian actually.... "
Posted by: Douglas | Monday, April 25, 2005 at 10:42 PM
'All traces of you? Why?'
'Because I dont want the BBC repeating that episode of Linda Green where I played identical twins.'
Posted by: Nick | Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 12:20 AM
'It's a copy of Dreamweaver MX2004 for that idiot who runs that stupid website about me'
Posted by: Jimmy Tate | Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 12:48 AM
"Actually, the virus will just remove all the trolling and flaming threads from the online Dr Who message boards. The Internet will run about five times as smoothly afterward."
Posted by: RTF | Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 01:46 PM
"It's a special Northern version of 'You Lot' by Orbital. Fantastic!"
Posted by: Wayne Barry | Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 04:06 PM
"So, this is the hard core version of 'Queer as Folk'?"
Posted by: Martin P | Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 08:05 PM
Doctor Who star Noel Clarke shares a tender moment with Jimmy Nail during filming of the new series of Auf Wiedersehen Pet.
Posted by: Jon | Friday, April 29, 2005 at 12:48 PM
you was FANTASTIC! when you was plastic but now your nothing but wooden
Posted by: Tony | Sunday, May 01, 2005 at 11:02 PM
"oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind....hey mickey!"
Posted by: ashton lamont | Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 09:39 AM
Doctor, when you say "She's bigger on the inside than the outside" you are talking about the TARDIS, right?
Posted by: James W | Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 06:11 PM
"So how do I set videoplus for Celebrity Wrestling ?"
Posted by: Pat Davies | Wednesday, May 11, 2005 at 01:08 PM